by popular request, here is the inspirational dream rant from my new video to download if you want to make it your alarm:
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i have no idea who or why anyone would ever want to do this, but here it is.
"Yes, but that’s still a minority! If more women played video games, there would be more reason to have female protagonists!"
At least in Skyrim you can choose your gender
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST
SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE
WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT: this is relevant to your interests.
so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
Pokemon from the darkest pit of hell maybe.
and then there is this thing.
WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT BUMBLE BEES ARE THE WORST SHIT EVER!!! WORSE THAN SATAN HIMSELF